Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
y’all ever realize how on ancestry.com commercials
they never go back further than 1865
afraid to see what’s hanging out in your family trees?
y’all ain’t slick
"White people won’t go to far back in their family tree. Because they’re afraid a nigga might fall out." ~ Paul Mooney
&& tell me about you
What makes you happy
What you want to accomplish
What hurts you
What scares you
I’ll appreciate the shxt out of you.
that 3rd gif…she dunno what to do with her life.
she reeavulated EVERY decision from her kindergarten lunch box.
"Yo, why I choose Strawberry Shortcake, when Sesame Street was clearly more poppin."
"Why I let that nigga finger me in my dorm after the Alpha probate?"
"Fuck I leave my cheetah print shoes?"
"Does my job match my 401k contribution?"
"Who’s this nigga mama? I luh her."
"Dis nigga done poked a hole in my gahdamn esophagus & ion eem curr"
Ioooon eeem cair #FUCKINGflatline
I am DONE with these captions 😭😂😭😂
No chill… Lmfao
Nah, I reblogged for the comments lmmfaoo!
she don’t know what to do with her life. she contemplating why she lost her virginity in the first place. she questioning her whole existence dick so bomb. she lookin around for a way out knowing the dick latched to her insides. bags under her eyes cus dick putting her to sleep for good. she in her feelings like I don’t need to kill myself this dick finna do it for me. she questioning where her walls gone be at when he finished. she not ready for the cave pussy she bout to have.
yesterday my big homie tell j cole the full story [x]
YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER
She goes from Mufasa to Malificent
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
i’m logging out
People play too much